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I have just finished my sandwich filling degree, I do my final eggs ham tomorrow.
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My mates called me  tight, so I decided to buy them a beer to prove I'm not... Turns out they wanted one each!
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Starting Clue Chain 5 - all are welcome 😊   The idea of the game is that the setter poses an original home-made clue which everybody is invited to solve. The poster who solves the clue first... ...
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We live in a lovely little village, with a tight knit community. So we were quite shocked when they turned up in our local  play field area for children. We have football field, community hall,... ...
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I've decided to call everyone Dave today! Just to see what reaction it will trigger...
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Love this.. https://youtu.be/yGxDx8ftX1I?si=5a0FXX0iJAaBGRWO ...
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Two of my best friends are named William Hill...
What are the odds of that?
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Pioneering plastic surgeons have restored a man's severed ear, using material from a pigs ear. After surgery, the man's hearing was near perfect, although he said there was some crackling.
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Well, the day has finally come around. Going into hospital very soon, to have my large hiatus hernia fixed, hopefully!  A bit nervous but ready to get going now and put things right. My stomach is... ...
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I recently asked Google "who was the waiter at the last supper". It said server not found.
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Seems to be on the up lately. My Daughter & 9 year old Granddaughter,  both have glandular fever. It just wipes all your energy. She was told by friend, her cousin, who's a doctor and his two... ...
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Apple have said although their profits are down, their turnover is still good.
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A shop assistant fought off armed robber with his labeling gun. Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head  
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I used to work in a Russian napkin factory.  I was part of the serviette union.
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I've got goose bumps! Such a beautiful tune.. https://youtu.be/lt26StUVHoc?si=Daic0wT-kgRjU11e ...
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Thought this amusing. Seen it on FB. Here's a couple. 😁 Stamps = Lickie Stickies Defibrillators = Hearty Starty Fork = Stabby Grabby Can you think of some??
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What a sad day the first woman to ever have an English breakfast has died 
            R I P  Megan Bacon
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I would put a tenner on the Dalai Lama, if I was a Tibetan man...
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I tried to walk like an Egyptian, and now, I need to see a Cairo practor!
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Fascinating! https://youtu.be/yGzAMJJom_0?si=5X7_IY-dInO2zSIH ...

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