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It's The Way I Tell Em.

I went into my local Chippy last night and asked for a sardine supper.

The fella behind the counter said: "Get lost! I've got bigger fish to fry."
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It took years of trial and error for my family... ...

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At The Zoo

Zookeeper says to Paddy "The Gorilla is on heat & we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider doing it for £5OO?" Paddy replies "I will on 3 conditions' 1st i'm not kissing it, 2nd my... ...

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They Keep Coming

I was going to tell a joke about oil,but I thought it was a bit to crude.
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I went to collect my dracula costume, ready for Halloween. They handed me a Manchester United shirt instead.

I explained,... ...

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Retirement

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Asda.

Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.

Equally unfortunate, my wife... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's quiz starts at 6pm https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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I Can Fight.

SO YOU COWARDS think you're tough because you jumped me?? Waited for me to be alone... in front of my own home???
I still handled all of you, left 3 of you on the ground laid out!! You're lucky I... ...

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Hotel

Paddy is booking into a guest house and looking around Reception, notices a sign on the wall.
He says to the owner, "What time do YOU get in by?"
The owner looks confused and says, "Well, I am the... ...

Rondy

It's That Man Again.

My brother and I are really competitive when it comes to buying gifts for our mother’s sister.

This year, my brother bought her a stairlift.

He’s really upped the Auntie this time.
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I went to the... ...

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Just A Few More

Ginger Rogers would never shout at her co-star if she was angry.

She'd just give Fred a stare.
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The longest drum solo in history was 10 hrs 28 min, performed by a child sitting behind me on a... ...

Rondy

Dear Milkman

Dear Milkman...NOTES!
"Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one."
"Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk."
"Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it"...

Rondy

They Keep Coming, Even More.

I just saw Cat Stevens empty boat floating past and I thought to myself...mooring has broken.
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A man knocked on my door asking for donations to the old folks home.

So I offered him my... ...

Rondy

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's quiz of the week starts at 6pm. https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

Rondy

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's quiz starts at 6pm https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

Rondy

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm today. https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

Rondy

They Keep Coming, Even More.

I quit using the metric system in January and I'm proud to say i'm finally back on my feet.
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My dear old grandad had an ordnance survey map tattooed on his chest, lovely bloke, you always knew... ...

Rondy

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm today. https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

Rondy

It's The Way I Tell Em.

I applied for a job as a joke explainer, I didn't get it.
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I Was up to my knees in cheese spread yesterday.

That's the last time I walk the Streets of Philadelphia.
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I was so tired last night I... ...

Rondy

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm(British time) https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

Rondy

Here We Go Again.

My Mum was a radiologist. She met my Dad when he came in for an Xray.

I wonder what she saw in him.
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Just bought an ABBA inspired toilet...What a loo!.
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Two months ago I entered a competition to... ...

Rondy

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm today, https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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It's The Way I Tell Em.

At The Zoo

They Keep Coming

Retirement

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

I Can Fight.

Hotel

It's That Man Again.

Just A Few More

Dear Milkman

They Keep Coming, Even More.

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

They Keep Coming, Even More.

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

It's The Way I Tell Em.

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Here We Go Again.

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

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